A Wedding in Seoul

A couple of weekends ago, a friend of a friend kindly invited us to their wedding in Seoul. There are two things I like about weddings: Free food and Free alcohol. As my old man used to say "There's no such thing as a free lunch, except for at weddings and various other free-lunch events."

So we ran to Busan station with only a couple of minutes to spare before the train left. Even though there was plenty of time to get there at a decent hour, somehow we found ourselves running for the turnstiles at the last minute. That reminds me of my exams in university, even though I had weeks to study, I always left it to the last minute and found myself cramming the night before thinking 'How did it ever come to this?'

The KTX is a fairly new high speed train that runs from Busan to Seoul in about two and a half hours. Tickets cost about forty five dollars, but can be cheaper if you pool together and make a group booking. Prior to this, the same journey used to take about six hours.

The ride was fairly smooth and the cabins reminded me of an airplane. There are a couple of vending machines onboard and also some train-host-persons (which I believe is the politically correct term) that occasionally push a trolley past with things like green tea and walnut chocolate for sale. It was comfortable enough for the journey, although not a lot of leg space and the chairs don't recline. Kind of like a lecture theatre without a lecturer. Most people fall asleep.

If you're staying overnight in a Korean city, a cheap accommodation option is to sleep at a chimchilbang, which is a public bath house with saunas and showers. You can just sleep on the heated floor with a whole bunch of strangers seemingly from every facet of society. We decided to sleep at one in Seoul and I found it to be very interesting. Let's just say that I've never seen so many naked Korean men in my life. This is a photo from the locker room, I'm afraid you'll have to use your imagination for what the rest of the place looked like.

Because there isn't a whole lot of space in big cities like Seoul, a lot of people have their weddings in purpose built wedding halls like this. The wedding entourages are quickly herded in and out in a few hours to make way for the next paying couple. The venue was fairly nice and the food was alright. On the left-hand side of the aisle were the groom's family and on the right were the bride's.

Here's the bride with some friends. We had just arrived at the venue and went into the photo room. Look how natural and relaxed I am in this photo.

And this is me hanging out with Heather's sister, Emily. Bring on the food I say.

The lights dimmed according to plan and appropriate music emanated from unseen speakers. Then a speech was given by a man who looked wise, but unfortunately I couldn't understand what gems of knowledge he was imparting on us all. My Korean now is nearly as good as a native four year old. Well, a four year old who has a suspiciously large alcohol-related vocabulary.

There were many western elements in the ceremony but what struck me was that there was a lot of bowing and no kissing. Also there was no ring-giving part. Maybe the best man forgot to bring them like it happens in the movies. Altogether it was a pleasant and interesting experience. Thanks to Yong-Gyu and Seung-Yon for inviting us, even though that day was the first time I'd ever met them and all I did was consume their consumables.

There was a nice ice sculpture in the reception area. The names of the bride and groom are inside the ice.

So in less than 24 hours we were on the KTX again and heading back for Busan. I noticed that Seoul was much busier than Busan on the metro, there was a sea of people everywhere. They also seemed to walk a lot faster than I remembered.

Family-Mart are a chain of convenience stores in Korea where you can buy everything from smoked eggs to pre-warmed coffee in a can. As part of their ingenius customer loyalty program advertised here (which the store workers haven't heard of), you can apparently get a 'Family-Mart Bonus', otherwise known as a Fonus. What a catchy name.

Family-Mart and every other self respecting chain store in Korea stock special gift sets, which are popular for occasions like chuseok and christmas. You can get all sorts of types, from hand cream and toiletries to Spam. In the Spam gift set you get 6 little cans of Spam and 4 big ones. Koreans are pretty crazy about Spam, to the extent where it has spawned a whole supermarket genre of 'fake Spam' brands. Oh, and they eat bread for dessert too. In western restaurants you can order a loaf of bread with a dollop of raspberry icecream on top.

Remember that sushi place we went to last blog post? Well we went back there again because it was so good. Here's a new fusion sushi for you to admire. It's a rice bed with cabbage in it, topped with okonomiyaki sauce, dried fish flakes and ... strawberry mayonnaise. I found it to be a surprisingly inoffensive flavour combination.

On Sunday nights we've been heading up to Dalmaji hill, an area overlooking Haeundae beach for trivia nights at a local bar. It's run by English teachers and draws a crowd from across the city. Sometimes the questions are a bit shoddy, but most of the time it's a nice way to drink up and end the week. The other week we won first prize, which is always a bottle of tequila. Dee-rishious! (delicious!)

That particular night, one of the bonus points was for a drinking competition (or sculling as we say in Australia). The challenge was to drink half a litre of beer as fast as possible. That guy in the cap is Kyung-Won, Meaghan's boyfriend from our table who won it for us. He can drink really fast, it took him around 3 seconds.

On the subway there are sometimes salespeople selling things like umbrellas, gadgets or stain removers. They always give a quick speech first, sometimes followed by a demonstration and then they move onto the next carriage. I bought an LED torch from this guy, it cost me about $1 and on the packet it says 'easy to use'. For that price, I would hope so.

Kamjatang is a pleasingly priced and perfectly presented popular pork and potato uhh ... stew. It cooks at your table with vegetables and various side dishes. There are always a lot of large bones that boil in the soup which make it extra 'hearty'. I remember the old Heinz soups back in Australia used to be called things like 'Hearty Beef Soup'. This is the first time I've ever used that word. Try using it in your vocabulary today.


This is one of my younger student's pencil case. 'Believe in the best omnibus' is actually a popular stationery brand here. Whatever it means, it sounds like decent enough advice.

Here's the nice Family Toast lady who works a stone's throw away from our school. Family Toast is a franchise here that sell toasted sandwiches. A hot ham and cheese sandwich will only cost you about a dollar. Quite comforting on these cold winter days. Busan's temperature has dropped to around 3 degrees celsius during the day time. Apparently, if you have an outside tap around your house and there's water stuck inside it, it can freeze and burst the pipe overnight. My friend told me that's why some people leave their outside taps running at night.

This is a cat that I spotted sleeping on the roof next door from work. Cats and dogs in Korea behave a little differently here. They're usually more scared of humans and it's difficult to get close to them without invoking a fight-or-flight response.

And here's a view down a street close to my house which has a lot of night markets open on weekdays. You can buy things like fruit, vegetables and fish from the lovely ajummas. It's so cold at night that they just put the fish on the tables in the open air without any ice.

Tomorrow is seollal, or lunar new year, which is a big holiday in Korea. For the long weekend I'm off to Japan to catch up with my sister and have a poke around. Should be fun, stay tuned!

6 Months in Korea

Well it's been six full months since I set off on my merry little journey from Adelaide. I must say I feel pretty lucky the way things have gone so smoothly and am still glad to be here. To celebrate, I've decided to start blogging with bigger pictures.

Aah the fruits of labour. This is my new laptop that some helpful Koreans obtained for me through an auction website. It's very fast and with all the bells and whistles, Core Duo processor and bluecore. I ordered it on a Wednesday afternoon and it arrived on Thursday morning all the way from Seoul. And internet connection in Korea is superfast, I'm currently blogging from home with a 10Mb/s connection. It costs about thirty dollars a month.

See those girls standing under the little tent? They're promotion girls and their job is to stand outside a new business for a few hours and attract attention to it. They sing karaoke, dance and talk about things. This new shop has opened just over the road from us and so I arrived at work the other day listening to very loud Korean karaoke blaring from across the road. They were a bit out of tune and the day was raining and cold. The new shop they're promoting sells car tyres. How exciting.

This is what that new shop looks like on a sunny day. The whole building was constructed out of welded i-beams and sprung up in a couple of weeks. The Korean writing at the top says 'Wow! Our tyres are cheaper than shoes'.

This is the stairwell sign that welcomes patrons to the New York bar in Seomyeon. I'm not sure what it means, or if anybody actually said the quote, but it's amusing.

Here's me, hanging out in the bar with one of my older students from Haeundae, called Michelle. Michelle speaks Japanese and used to be a tour guide. Now she works as an operator in the hotel. In the mornings she sometimes gives me coffee or bread from the convenience store before class. What a sweetie.

And here are some more of my students from the same hotel. On the left is Michelle, then Emilia, Margaret and Heather from our language institute. I call them 'The Naughty Busan Ladies', because they're always gossiping and being cheeky.

This is Dave, who is a friend of a friend in Busan. Dave is one very cool guy who is a fighter jet pilot for the USAF based in Korea. He flies F-15s regularly between Hawaii and Gimhae in Busan and is getting relocated to the UK soon. Naturally after I found out he was a jet pilot I felt the need to ask him approximately six million questions. F-15s are a very technomalogically advanced combat aircraft and can climb to a ceiling of 10 Km from the ground in under 60 seconds.
Some of the more interesting things I learned from him are as follows:
- F-15 pilots wear 'poopy-suits' which are watertight plastic bag pants that you can toilet yourself in while flying. However, they are filled with a special chemical powder and so when you pee, a reaction takes place and all of your pee instantly turns into a solidified gel. Kinda like hairgel.
- When flying at night over the Pacific Ocean, it's standard to fly high up in the atmosphere. At such heights and with their nightvision helmets, Dave says 'the view is beautiful and you can see every star and all sorts of cool things like comets and things you'd never see at ground level'. It's apparently one of the best things about flying at night.
- Dave's fastest speed is Mach 1.7 (Mach 1 is the speed of sound, or 1,225.08 km/h). At that speed, things apparently get scary and bits can fall off the plane. When something goes wrong, it goes wrong in a big way. If you eject at Mach 1.7, you'll be fine, you just won't have any limbs.
- The USAF issues jet pilots with chemical stimulants which are basically identical to speed (methamphetamine). That's because during ten hour flights sitting in the same seat it's nearly impossible to stay awake. They also have sleepy pills to knock you out once you land. Dave has a whole bunch of leftover pills sitting at home but he's not allowed to give them to me.

Dave is a cool guy. Why didn't I think of being a fighter jet pilot? While he's flying a 30 million dollar aircraft at Mach 1.7, I'm teaching little kiddies how to say 'The small dog is happy, but the tall man is angry'. Mmm oh well.

For four days a week I'm working down at Haeundae beach, teaching English to hotel workers. It's a nice change from the classroom and definitely a different atmosphere. This is the view of the city from the floor that I teach at. I often gaze out of this window while I wait for the workers to turn up.

Hey look it's some kid licking a pig's nose. I didn't take this photo. I found it on the net today and thought it looked nice so I've posted it for you all.

In the local supermarket (called Homeplus), they have quite an impressive wine selection. Grape wine isn't very popular in Korea but it seems to be slowly catching on. The shelf on the immediate left is the Australian selection. There's a lot from near Adelaide, like Yellowtail, Penfolds, Deakin Estate, Hardy's and Lindemann's. Luckily my co-workers like Aussie wine too.

Last weekend we went to a new sushi train in Haeundae called Denfuku. It's a really nice place, with the best sushi I've had in Korea. They have a lot of strange dishes that I've never tasted before. I made a short movie clip that you can see at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVUFQLOvrzI

Here's one of the fusion style sushi dishes they have on offer. On top of the bed of rice is some sort of sea-vegetable topped with fish roe and cranberry sauce. It sounds like it might taste a little weird, but it actually goes together really well.

And here's one of my favourites. I'm not sure what the fish is, but it's really fresh and the yellow stuff is caviar attached to the fillet. Also the wasabi here is freshly ground and packs a punch if you take a little too much. I like wasabi punches, I always come back for more.

Later that evening we went to Sean's place. He's a friend of John and lives near the beach. There were a few people there that night and a nice amount of drinking going on.

We were introduced to soju-pong, which is an interesting game played by English teachers here. The aim is to take turns throwing ping pong balls into other people's cups. The cups have soju in them. When you land one in, the other team has to drink it. If the ball bounces off the rim of the cup and bounces once, you can catch it and the person who threw it has to drink. John and I were pretty newbie at it, so we lost badly. That's me playing there, with John. See, I'm drinking two cups simultaneously.

Soju is about 20% alcohol and is made from rice and possibly old bits of fermented cardboard. This is what the view looked like from our end of the table after we'd taken a few hits. Note the realistic soju blurriness.

Sean has put up his own blank wallpaper in his flat, so that people can write whatever they like on it. A lot of it is interesting and humourous. It kinda reminds me of the old toilet wall graffiti in the university library toilets.

Last weekend we went to a popular bar for westerners, called U2. It's not a bad place, lots of dancing and merriment. From various information sources I have learned that the Russian bar chick who works here is married to the Korean dude that owns it. Sometimes they give us free popcorn.

These punching machines are pretty common throughout Korea. The idea is to punch them hard and find out how much stronger you are than your friends. I pass this one on the way to work in the mornings and it plays some pretty funky techno music. It's called 'Health Punch'.
I still don't know why.

Here's a sign near my house. I guess it means no horn-tooting, but I like to think that it could be any number of other things. Like 'no trombones', 'no music' or 'no cavalry charges'.

So now that I have a new computer, does that mean I'll be blogging more often? Possibly. I guess it really depends on whether I find things interesting enough to share with you all. Maybe I'll post less, but more often. Hmm, food for thought. Cyas!

Christmas and New Year's

Well christmas and New Year's have come and gone in Korea. I was working for much of the time but got a chance to get out and celebrate.

Christmas in Korea isn't celebrated as much as it is in the west, but department stores like Lotte tend to decorate for commercial reasons. Here is a christmas tree on top of the Seomyeon world globe with the back-to-front Australia on it.

Some more sparkly lights. This would have been my first white christmas if it had snowed. It has snowed twice since I've been here, but only tiny sprinkles here and there. Enough to give you dandruff, but not snowmen.

Here is a tree, with some sky, on a cold Busan morning. I now own a pair of gloves and a scarf, items I only wore for fun when I was a young boy back in Australia.

This is a poster in the New York bar in Seomyeon. Sounds like a fun game, requiring face shields.

Towards the end of the year, a bar called Dove in Dongnae had a little party for us. Some of the teachers visit there regularly and one of them is dating a barman. These things tend to happen easily in Korea.

Here is one of our teachers, who may or may not be dating aforementioned and pictured barman. It was a good night and then we ended up going somewhere else.

Santa was good enough to pay us a visit, even though we weren't always such good children this year. He lost a lot of weight and his English has gone wonky since last time I saw him. Ho ho.

Our company also put on an end of year show at Dalmaji hill, which is a scenic part of Haeundae, overlooking the beach. This is kind of what the view looked like, but further away.

There were around 70 or so staff members, with an alcohol supply and a Korean band. Fairly good, except the food took way too long to come out. The last person at our table got their food when the rest of us had finished over an hour prior.

A view of the restaurant from the patio area outside.

Here's me with some of our school staff. We're a pretty cool mob and everyone gets along well. That guy who looks slightly flushed and possibly inebriated is John, our new teacher from Canada. He just bought an X-box 360. Mmm.

And after we had consumed the necessary beverage quotas, some reached karaoke flashpoint and began to sing. I believe this particular song was 'It's raining men.'

On Christmas eve we ate bossam at a restaurant in Haeundae. These photos are of me, talking about various topics while waiting for the bossam to arrive. They were taken by an anonymous photographer, who I'm sure was listening intently.

And this is bossam. It's a combination of steamed pork and vegetable dishes that you wrap up in cabbage leaves and dip in chilli sauce. Quite delicious and easy to eat.

On christmas day I invited the teachers over to my little flat for a dinner party. Jef made pumpkin stew, Elissa made salad and I made curry. We drank and played games and it turned out to be a really good night.

Here's a special christmas greeting from Jef and Amanda to the Lee's Korea Blog readers.

And then, before we knew it, it was New Year's eve already. We had a buffet dinner at the beach and then went for a walk. There were a lot of people out and about.

There were some drumming performances and people selling food. It had a carnival atmosphere to it. As the final hours of 2006 dwindled, more and more people arrived at the beach.

Someone had built this candlelit buddah sculpture out of sand which was rather pretty. There were also some vendors selling special helium balloons, that carried candles and wishes scrawled on paper, off into the night sky.

At the stroke of midnight, fireworks lit up and everyone cheered. Pretty much your average New Year's, except with a tonne of Koreans on a beach sharing it with you.

So that was my festive season. Quite enjoyable really, but I can't believe it's 2007 already.

Anyway, here is one of the many trucks that patrol the narrow streets of Korea during the day. They sell a variety of produce, mainly vegetables, and they drive along at a snails pace. Kind of similar to the ice-cream trucks back home. A loud speaker recording calls out the prices of each particular item in a dreary voice. It's woken me up on many a hungover morning.

Well that's all for me again. Hopefully this year will be as interesting as the last. Cyas!